1. Your idea of a bad word is…

A) oh gosh gee… I don’t know!

B) darn it!

C) damn it!

D) $@#* it!

2. How many sexual partners have you had?

A) none

B) 1-3 partners

C) 4-8 or more

D) um?

3. How many sexual partners have you had, including oral sex?

A) none

B) 1-6

C) 7-12

D) Lord only knows…

4. When was the last time you groomed/trimmed your toenails?

A) within the last three days

B) within the last week

C) maybe a month

D) um, the last time I wore flip-flops?

5. Your safe sex equipment includes:

A) abstinence

B) birth control and condoms

C) just birth control

D) free as the wind, baby

6. My room is…

A) as sterile as a hospital

B) an average mess of ‘organized piles’

C) still looks like its recovering from Hurricane Isabel

D) toxic waste may as well be stored here

– by Whitney Garrison