3: Cavalier victories in the ACC

$3.50: Cost of bottled water at Scott Stadium

$1: Cost of bottle of Red Stripe beer Monday nights at Coupe’s (Hooray free market!)

3: Bong hits Michael Vick needs before watching Walt Disney’s 101 Dalmatians

980: Calories in one bag of Funyuns

23: Virginia’s rank in national obesity study

101: Dogs in Michael Vick’s upcoming independent film, “Bad Newz Dalmatians”

10: Minutes Columbia University President Lee Bollinger spent assailing guest speaker Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

0: Homosexuals in Iran

0: Bette Midler concerts in Tehran last year

$21,000,000: Value of bond requested by Jefferson Scholars Foundation to build Chuck E. Cheese for graduate students

$75: Cost of graduate student survival kit (pack of Gauloises, pair of Converse All-Stars, copy of Sein und Zeit)

$60,003.40: Student Council’s annual operating budget

37: Additional 42-inch LCD screens Council could buy with annual budgetary funds

23: Tons of cardboard the University recycled related to move-in day

15: Lines University President John T. Casteen, III recycles in his annual commencement address

2: Bob Dylan’s rank on Rolling Stone magazine’s “Greatest Artists of All Time”

33: Age at which Dylan wrote acclaimed protest song “Hurricane”

33: Age at which Thomas Jefferson wrote acclaimed protest letter, the Declaration of Independence

37: University’s rank on Trojan’s “Sexual Health Report Card”

38: Berkeley’s rank (At least we beat them at something.)