Best movies:
1. Drive
This slick, stylish crime drama allows outstanding veteran actors like Albert Brooks and Ron Perlman to take on their most complex roles ever, even as it showcases rising stars as Ryan Gosling and Carey Mulligan.
2. Warrior
Invigorated by two powerhouse performances from Joel Edgerton and Tom Hardy, this mixed martial arts movie packs enough of a punch to knock out all five Rocky films — at the same time.
3. Melancholia
The incomparable Lars von Trier has struck again with this revisionist disaster film, which somehow manages to make a hopeful and serene movie out of a catastrophe of epic proportions.
4. The Tree of Life
Director Terrence Malick has provided artsy audiences with the year’s most profound, albeit deliberately-paced, portrait of humanity and the mysteries of existence.
5. Bridesmaids
Kristen Wiig and Rose Byrne lead an impressive ensemble to new comedic heights as they tackle scene after scene of both high- and low-brow humor; the “three best friends” of The Hangover ain’t got nothin’ on these fantastic females.
Worst movies:
1. Abduction
A laughably terrible script, monotone acting and ridiculous directing makes Abduction the holy trinity of cinematic failure.
2. Shark Night 3D
No, you didn’t read that incorrectly — “3D” is actually part of the title.
3. Bucky Larson: Born to be a Star
This is the story of an average man making porn and being average at it, which makes average men feel good about themselves. Yes, that is seriously the plot, which is somehow the best aspect of the movie.
4. Jack and Jill
Adam Sandler isn’t funny as a man, and he’s certainly not funny as a woman.
Best new TV:
1. Game of Thrones (HBO)
A Lord of the Rings-esque fantasy world which features interesting characters, action-packed battles and Sean freakin’ Bean. Enough said.
2. Hell on Wheels (HBO)
If Deadwood has taught us anything, period-piece dramas set in the Old West — or the East in this case — are ratings gold.
3. American Horror Story (FX)
Creepy storylines and psycho-sexual tension abound in this deliciously scary new FX series.
4. New Girl (FOX)
Love it or hate it, Zooey Deschanel’s dorky but lovable persona is mined for some solid laughs on this new sitcom.
5. Person of Interest (CBS)
Anyone remember that guy who created Lost (J.J. Abrams)? How about the creepy guy who played Benjamin Linus (Michael Emerson)? Well, they’ve reunited for the action-packed Person of Interest, and fans of either should definitely tune in.
Worst new TV:
1. Terra Nova (Fox)
Despite its dinosaurs and fun CGI effects, Terra Nova has the same trite lines and silly plot twists as any other boring and overhyped network drama.
2. Charlie’s Angels (ABC)
Thankfully canceled after only eight episodes, the storyline went nowhere, and the show somehow managed to take away the sex appeal of smoking actresses like Minka Kelly.
3. The Playboy Club (NBC)
Canceled after only three episodes, the writers and producers of this show tried and failed to portray the life of a playboy bunny as glamorous and wonderful. The writers relied on nostalgia to add to this vision of glamor, but in the end, nothing could save these bunnies.
4. Whitney (NBC)
This show is simply painful to watch, and despite high hopes, it will never walk in the shoes of the other great NBC sitcoms.
Best albums you probably haven’t heard:
1. M83: Hurry Up, We’re Dreaming
Hurry up and download the exultant sixth album from French synth-pop guru Anthony Gonzalez. It’s candy-coated electronica at its finest, and every gloriously layered track demands attention.
2. Bon Iver: Bon Iver
Often haunting, always beautiful, Justin Vernon’s latest record takes listeners on an emotional, high-concept journey through 10 tracks, each named for a different city.
3. The Horrible Crowes: Elsie
Gaslight Anthem’s Brian Fallon gives fans the best side project of the year with this impressive collection of bluesy alt-rock that’s equal parts Springsteen and The Afghan Whigs — which is a huge compliment.
4. Childish Gambino: Camp
After garnering some serious Internet buzz, comedian Donald Glover’s rap project is poised to take off with Camp, a surprisingly hard-hitting album which showcases Glover’s acerbic wit.
5. Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds: Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds
The former Oasis frontman creates a lush array of adult-alternative tracks, highlighted by the sweeping love song “If I Had a Gun.”
Worst Singles:
1. “Friday,” Rebecca Black
Songs from the teen’s much-maligned label Ark Music Factory could single-handedly occupy every position on this list.
2. ”Dance (A$$),” Big Sean
“Wobble-dy wobble-dy wa wobble wobble.” I don’t care if this song has more beats than I can count — somebody throw Mr. Sean a dictionary.
3. ”Red Solo Cup,” Toby Keith
There’s some confusion as to whether this song is supposed to be a parody. We truly hope so.
4. ”What the Hell,” Avril Lavigne
I just cannot bring myself to ‘jam out,’ ‘play’ and ‘mess around’ to the pre-teen warbling of a 27-year-old punk princess. Why’d it have to get so complicated, Avril?
5. ”Yankin,” Lady
Perhaps Lady should be lauded here for her post-feminist declarations. Of course, you have to understand what she’s saying first. And then possibly wipe away all the tears you shed for the future of mainstream music.
Best Cville concerts:
1. The Avett Brothers
They’re folk, rock, indie, bluegrass, country and after two consecutive shows, they’ve raised the bar for concert performances.
2. My Morning Jacket
If you Google this band, Google asks if you meant: “best possible rock band to see in concert this millenium.”
3. Pretty Lights
Whether it was the smooth electronic beats, bass-thumping dubstep, entranced crowd or simply the light show, Derek Smith killed it. Needless to say, if you missed Pretty Lights, you missed out. Big time.
4. Portugal. The Man
A little prog, a little electronic and a lot of soul-charged rock made Portugal. The Man a must see. The performance was nothing short of transcendent.
Worst fashion trends:
1. The Barbour Jacket
No, it doesn’t keep you that warm, and it went out of style in Europe at least five years ago.
2. Vera Bradley
Seriously, it looks like flowers vomited all over your bag.
3. Ruffled Tank Tops
If you actually have a hint of a décolleté, these are NOT for you.
4. Pastel Chinos
I don’t care if they’re fratty; they’re not hot.
5. Cowboy Boots
You’re not in elementary school; therefore, you are too old to wear them.
Best viral videos:
1. Nyan Cat
The adaptation of the Japanese word “nya,” parallel to the English “meow,” is compiled, digitized and presented with an animated rainbow Pop Tarts cat. Nyan, Nyan nyan. Nyan.
2. Webcam 101 for Seniors
Bruce and Esther Huffman, aged 86 and 79 respectively, attempt to learn how to use their new webcam. Uploaded Aug. 21, this cute couple attracted 7.7 million views.
3. Cara Hartmann’s eHarmony Video Bio Parody
Hartmann’s parody video includes the best of what viral videos have to offer — online dating commentary, outrage and crying about not being able to hug all the cats in the world. This video includes all.
4. “Friday” Rebecca Black
I never understood how Rebecca Black became so famous March 14 when she released her pseduo-hit single. With 167 million views and counting, “Friday” is absolutely one of the best viral videos of 2011 — based on popularity, not quality, of course.
Worst tweets:
1. #Winning
Charlie Sheen’s catchphrase has officially entered the chatspeak lexicon.
2. “What does every Japanese person have in their apartment? Flood lights.”
Comedian Gilbert Gottfried, best known for voicing the Aflac duck, created outrage with a slew of tweets about the Japanese tsunami — the day after it happened.
3. Weiner’s unexpected package
Congressman Anthony Weiner tried to slip a Twitpic of his junk to one female follower, but ended up tweeting it to everyone. He eventually resigned from office three weeks later.
4.”Friends don’t let jackasses drink and drive.”
Film critic Roger Ebert went too far when he commented on the death of Jackass star Ryan Dunn, leading to a hailstorm of Twitter hatemail from cyberspace notables like Perez Hilton.
Best video games:
1. The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
You’re again saving your childhood friend, Zelda, but the interactive controls make this new venture feel fresh and exciting.
2. The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
Dragons. Enough said.
3. Uncharted 3: Drake’s Deception
It’s not as groundbreaking as the last installment, but just as fun and captivating.
4. Portal 2
Game creators should take note of the brilliantly designed story and puzzles which make your brain hurt.
5. L.A. Noire
With a brilliant narrative and stunning visuals, Noire is a prime example of a video game breaking the mold and asserting itself as a work of art.
Worst celebrity stunts:
1. Kim Kardashian’s 72-day wedding
For the price of the wedding ceremony and the ring, each day of the marriage cost roughly six times the national debt.
2. Lindsay Lohan’s legal issues
As if Lindsay Lohan needed any more issues, the rehabbed jailbird added shoplifting to the list. A necklace, Lindsay? Really?
3. Justin Bieber — Baby-Daddy?
Cougars across the nation were ecstatic at the thought that the Biebs might not actually be the prude — and might we add, underage — little boy they sadly assumed he was.
4. Charlie Sheen
Need we say it? #Losing. But if you consider the fact that his roast on Comedy Central had more viewers than any roast before it, then I guess Sheen was #winning in 2011 — the joke is on us.
5. The Casey Anthony trial
We’re not quite sure if she qualifies for the title of ‘celebrity,’ but Anthony certainly earned her role as ‘America’s Most Hated Mom’ of 2011. Step aside, mothers of Toddlers in Tiaras, there’s a new queen of creepy in town.
Best guilty pleasures:
1. The Starbucks holiday flavors
It doesn’t matter whether it might taste awful; you have to order every new holiday flavor at least once to get the full holiday experience — and wait in line for half an hour to get it.
2. Ke$ha
Lets be honest, her vocals and music are sub-par, but you get excited when she comes on the radio and you know all the words. The glitter is just too good to pass up.
3. Glee
The plotline is terrible, the acting horrible, and yet you can’t miss an episode because Puck is hot and the musical numbers are simply to die for.
4. The Bachelor
I don’t care if you’ve watched every episode or not — everyone is invested in a Bachelor relationship.