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Newcomb Dining Hall to release new mixtape, “Ooh Baby, you a Rump Roaster”
By Flow Floverston | April 1, 2015The Fresh Food Company, commonly referred to as Newcomb Dining Hall, announced last Monday they will release of a mixtape comprised of student’s favorite songs that normally play over loudspeakers throughout the dining room.
In Defense of Music and America
By Shocky the Robber | April 1, 2015My fellow Wahoos and Americans, dark days have indeed come to pass in the world of staccato notes and treble clefs.
Surprise album from Kanye West gets stuck in your head
By Charles Hancock | April 1, 2015In a shocking development, American rapper and music producer Kanye West recently released his seventh studio album, “So Help Me God,” with no prior announcement, only moments before music review website Pitchfork published its 10/10 review of the album. The album was distributed for free directly into the minds of seven billion people around the world.