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I?ve never read any of the other Life columns ? because when I need to go to sleep, I just ODPM ? OD on some Tylenol PM ? but I hear that they sometimes offer people useful advice or actually approach a normal topic of conversation in a relatable way.
With a column title like that, you probably think I?m going to talk about that ego-craycray sunglass-mannequin Kanye West.
I wasn?t loved enough as a child, so I need a lot of attention.
SpringFest is tomorrow? Really? Because the last time I checked, I was still wearing my winter wear ? fuzzy hats that look like animals, fratastic fleece vests and argyle socks that compulsively match the rest of my outfit.
So some fussy lil? girl got in my cute face last week and dared ? she dared!
I?m done with this place. I?m sick of having to cancel my own classes to watch ?Summer Heights High?* on YouTube all day long.
So the Dec?s Lawn-mocking list should be out by now ? but they?re all a bunch of dirty, lazy hippies so don?t hold your breath ... Unless there?s a Dec kid nearby, then hold your breath because yuck, the stench of poor hygiene and failure ? and that means I can finally see who got the Lawn instead of me!
Yay, yay one more week until the University cancels class! Finally we can ditch the academic bulimia of regurgitating answers onto Scantrons and go back to the normal kind to get ready for Beach Week, lol*.I know some of you guys are super upset that Spring Break is coming.
It?s almost Valentine?s Day. Here?s a question: If a lonely loser cries herself to sleep with her Build-A-Bear and cat named Professor Cuddlekins, while watching ?Hairspray,? does anyone hear her?
