ONE YEAR ago today, I wrote a year-end column about how thankful I was to be here as a transfer student when compared to the hellish experience of freshman year at this school called Carnegie Mellon, a university located approximately 35 miles west of the 7th circle of hell.
MOST students would agree that ISIS is something like the bastard child of the McDonald's drive through window radio and an ATM machine, but complaining isn't getting students anywhere.
THIS PAST Sunday, "60 Minutes" broadcast a segment on the prevalence of cheating on American college campuses and the University had the dubious honor of being used as the example of student immorality.
EVER SINCE the University was founded nearly 200 years ago its storied traditions have prospered with each new generation, and one particular urban legend about secret societies merits attention.
Mandatory graded discussion sections must go. Although there are many wonderful, caring and intelligent TAs out there, the discussion section serves only as an unnecessary bridge to the small and focused classes of high school.
IN AMERICA, one of the prices of freedom is registration of information. Our government has a right to know certain things about us if we are to receive and accept the incredible benefits it provides.
THE SNIPER. That's been the only thing on the minds of residents of D.C., Maryland and Virginia since the deadly spree began Oct.
THE GREATEST aspect of being an American is the ability to alter one's political and social decisions solely on the basis of the perceived benefit.
YOU KNOW what Cavalier football games have been missing lately? More cretinism and insolence, of course!
IF YOU haven't watched one bit of news, watched one documentary, listened to any programs, read any newspapers or searched Internet news sites during the past week, you're better off than most people.
