In a surprising move, the University has announced that it will be replacing its beloved Cavalier mascot with squirrels.
It's fine for the first five minutes while your TA shuffles papers and 20 other pairs of eyebags settle into their chairs. And then the peaceful silence of the class is bombarded by That One Kid Who Won't Just Shut Up.
In an effort to make the show more relatable to inlanders and your average guy, season four of "Outer Banks" will be filmed right here in Charlottesville, Virginia.
Similar to anthropologists decoding ancient scripts, college students have for ages tried to fathom the true meanings behind certain oft-repeated phrases.
As most of you already know, starting October 26th, most of U.Va. was engaged in Halloweekend festivities. And, if you didn’t know that, reach out to me. I’m genuinely curious as to what went through some people’s heads when they saw the hordes of “sexy clown” costumes pass by them on the Corner more than three days before Halloween.
Just as you are about to start googling jobs that do not require a college degree, you hear a banging sound on the window next to you. It's your class crush and they are somehow ugly now! Oh no! The zombie apocalypse is here.
Facing pressure from outraged alumni commenting on every Virginia-sports-affiliated social media account and despondent students, Coach Tony Elliot finally let it slip — the record is actually a ritual sacrifice to ACC commissioner James J. Phillips.
“First signs of consciousness have been reported in the meat before the Weener mark,” board member and Halloween director of Observatory Hill dining Morgan Mimer said. “With bigger, faster, and uglier pieces of meat than ever before, this Halloween will be one to remember.”
As your self-appointed relationship therapist/life-coach/fairy godmother — I wear many hats — I have compiled a list of individuals you should maybe steer clear of as you try to find ‘the one’ this winter.
It's all fun and games until you're trying to dodge squirrels while texting. Any regular Veo user knows there is a fine line between making your 8:00 a.m. and becoming a contestant on Wipeout.
If you are one of the many students struggling to churn out a passable product in a timely fashion and seem to be getting stuck with your work at every turn, have no fear!
So, without further ado, here are my top four reasons to stop hating on Rookie’s and to start hating on Greenberry’s Coffee Co. instead.
“We are excited to announce that we are tearing down Scott Stadium to build a giant parking garage,” Broke said. “This new garage will give us the space we need to profit from all of our football fans.”
In the process of mustering the strength to get up and face the day, I enter a drawn-out grieving period full of denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance — and I grieve the sleep I just lost.
Recently, the University has come out with shocking news that is leaving students either amazed or confused. A U.Va representative has announced that the University will be taking to the skies in what has now been dubbed “Project Higher Education.”
The energy inside of the White Spot was tense as University President Jim Ryan met with the Board of Visitors there late last night in an emergency meeting to discuss the future of The Corner amongst a new threat — Raising Cane’s.
In college, some people work hard on their studies, others spend their nights out partying, and — the lucky amongst us — manage to fall in love and maybe even begin dating someone.
After I received that ruthless feedback on the article, my roommate randomly stumbled upon a website announcing the annual CavMan interest meeting conveniently scheduled for the next day. “I’m going,” I announced.
I never knew that my hotness could affect the weather, but the past few weeks have proven otherwise.
I think that I should share some of my advice on how someone experiencing their villain era can go about expressing themselves at U.Va.
