John and Sarah are now friends.
<3 John and Sarah are now in a relationship.
John is listening to Sarah McLachlan and he is loving his Sarahs.
Sarah is listening to John Mayer, waiting to be seduced by her Johns.
John added "Sarah" to his interests.
John joined the group "If this group reaches 100,000 my girlfriend will have a threesome."
Sarah posted on John's wall: "Why would you be interested in joining a group like that when you have a girl like me? I thought we were something special and you wrote me poetry. You cried the first night we held hands. What happened to you?"
John has deleted a wall post.
John has left the group "If this group reaches 100,000 my girlfriend will have a threesome."
John is attending "HOT GIRLS!!! WET T-SHIRTS BEST PARTY OF 2006!!"
Sarah is attending "HOT GIRLS!!! WET T-SHIRTS BEST PARTY OF 2006!!"
Sarah posted on John's wall: "We are going to have so much fun at this party!!"
John is no longer attending.
Sarah is no longer attending.
John and Daniel are now friends.
Daniel posted on John's wall: "Hey man, how is the ball and chain?"
Sarah posted on Daniel's wall: "Who do you think you are? I will shiv you. You know nothing about me. Watch your mouth when you talk to me."
Sarah tagged Daniel in the following pictures.
Michael commented on Sarah's pictures: "What are you doing to that tree?"
Tiffany commented on Sarah's pictures: "How is that even sanitary? There's a reason it's called a 'sanitary' napkin."
Daniel wrote a new note: "The tagged pictures are photoshopped. I would never do that to livestock."
John and Daniel are no longer friends.
Sarah posted on John's wall: "I love you. Sometimes your smile reminds me of how I feel when the golden rays of sunshine caress my face upon the sun's awakening. The breath of morning dew upon my cheek sends shivers down my spine as I revel in the luxury of untouched nature. Like the bee pollinates the flower, I am an awe of the wonders of Mother Earth. We are like wind and water, unseen, unfelt, but our love is strong and our heartbeat is one ..."
3 John is now single.
John joined the group "Little John's is crazy delicious."
Sarah posted on John's wall: "You know who has a little john? And it's definitely not crazy delicious."
John deleted a wall post.
Sarah created the group "John is a useless pile of crap that I found on the bottom of a homeless man's shoe."
Sarah created the group "BROKEN HEARTS ARE BROKEN FOREVER"
John unfriended Sarah.
Sarah wrote a new note: "John, I know you are reading this because you check Facebook obsessively. You know what happens when you do something too often? It fails you when you need it to work the most. And when your girlfriend tells you it's ok, she's lying. IT'S NOT OK."
John joined the group "If this group reaches 100,000 my girlfriend will have a threesome."
John is enjoying being single. He wouldn't date anyone even if a girl promised him $100,000 and a threesome.
Sarah wrote a new note: "John listens to Celine Dion."
John posted on Sarah's wall: "Ms. Dion is a classic. She is an artist of incomparable talent. She is collected and calm and cool. Nothing like Alicia Silverstone in 'Crush.' She was your alter-ego."
Sarah loves Alicia Silverstone and hates John. His collar doesn't pop.
John would like to clarify that he has experience popping collars and that he has never heard a complaint about his popped collar.
Sarah posted on John's wall: "You couldn't pop a collar if your Polo came with an instruction manual."
John posted on Sarah's wall: "My collar pops just fine with the real deal. I should stop settling for cheaper versions."
Sarah posted on John's wall: "Did you just call me cheap? You took me to Taco Bell on our first date and ordered a kid's meal for me because it came free with your combo."
John wrote a new note: "Sarah, remember our first date when we ..."
John and Sarah are now friends.
<3 John and Sarah are now in a relationship.
Winnie's column runs bi-weekly on Thursdays. She can be reached at winnie@cavalierdaily.com.
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