The inaugural Battle of the Organizations recently held between the Class of 2027 council and UPC sequenced as a series of field-day like games
DUMB’s creation and development has been largely sponsored by University President Jim Ryan, who hopes the competitiveness of many University jobs will increase
Therefore, we decided to translate our artful coverage for this unprecedented year into the pinnacle of journalism.
Almost like when Sir Issac Newton was hit on the head with an apple, as my face made contact with someone’s sweaty back I realized we have been going about transportation all wrong.
In a Board of Visitors meeting on Monday, the University announced vague plans for a new construction project — a 100-foot tall Egyptian-style obelisk to be built on the Lawn.
Gone are the centuries of women being able to follow a standard Jello salad recipe — we now live in a time where most women don’t know how to make a good sourdough.
Given a glimpse of the University’s incredible history, I was curious to learn more.
Gone are the days of laboring through salads or secretly doing workouts in your dorm and in are the days of tiny injections that are obviously much healthier.
The founding of DNut follows a pattern of increased human-like squirrel activity around Grounds.
In order to make living at school bearable you will need to freak out your roommate so much that they transfer rooms
Recent events have proved that the darty withstands not just in the 60 degree, sunny spring and fall conditions — but in fact they can happen rain or shine.
In a rapidly-changing world of artificial intelligence, these courses aim to better reflect the modern student experience by minimizing academic effort while increasing University-specific lore
It is specifically accused of running out of alcohol within the opening hour, having an awful pledges-to-huzz ratio, playing too much Clairo and lacking a general sense of game.
Much like how University students gain attendance to basketball games through points they have accumulated throughout the semester, they will be able to access library spaces in the same way.
My 4.0 was in jeopardy, so I had no time to waste.
