Owen Andrews is a columnist on the humor desk. He is a fourth-year Batten student, majoring in Public Policy and Leadership and psychology. Owen is from Arlington, Va, and he enjoys satirizing politics and University life. Outside of The Cavalier Daily, Owen is the editor-in-chief of the Virginia Review of Politics.
For the first time ever, The Cavalier Daily will follow the arrivals and departures of U.Va. Dine’s menu items during this summer offseason.
As a member of the over-eight-hours-of-screentime club, I loathe those jaundiced, bitter fools who want to pop our AI bubble for good.
Thomas Jefferson was a complicated man.
Echols Scholars are set to be renamed to Jefferson Scholars and vice versa, effective immediately.
In case you’re wondering, I’ll cross that whole “diploma” bridge when I get there.
As a final appeal to save the University from a Hoo Flu pandemic, I’m going to give you some of the most evidenced ways you can avoid getting sick this flu season.
In controversial statements made at a Board of Visitors meeting, University President Scott Beardsley expressed interest in seizing "academic territory” in Blacksburg.
The Board of Visitors swiftly confirmed Jefferson’s appointment, and the Large Language Model took charge of the University effective immediately
While grading outlines have been nuked from the Batten website like they were factual information at the Smithsonian, I can assure you that the curve is still very real
As they, too, were former children, The Cavalier Daily’s esteemed Humor desk decided to answer some common questions these youngins’ parents left on the UVA 2029 Facebook group
