Okay. I'm not an alcoholic or anything, I just wanted to buy my friend a nice bottle of something for Valentine's Day. But I cannot find the number of an ABC store anywhere in the phone book. I have looked under alcohol. I have looked under liquor. I have looked under beverage. I have looked under ABC. Now I am trying to find the state government section to see if maybe it's listed there. I just think these phone numbers should be a little more accessible. That's all I have to say.
-- On the Warpath
As if it isn't bad enough that ENGL 382 is only worth three credits and we have class four times a week, the professors feel the need to administer the midterm on the Friday before spring break. It's true that technically we're registered for Friday classes, but there isn't a single other Friday that we have class. It's just sadistic.
-- TGIF
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