Wow. The final Smitty column. Doesn't get much weirder than knowing I'll be graduating in less than a month.
To start this week, we'll delve into the world of Smitty:
ASmitty97: I've lost my d key on the keyboar
Fletch9s: bummer
Fletch9s: how is that possible
Fletch9s: did someone come by and pluck it off
ASmitty97: It's really annoying
ASmitty97: I have the d on my clipboar
ASmitty97: d
ASmitty97: so all I have to do is hit ctrl V and I can paste a d
Fletch9s: hahahaahahaha
Fletch9s: that's funny
ASmitty97: yeah
ASmitty97: it's annoying as hell
Fletch9s: it's gotta be
ASmitty97: I've been trying to fashion some makeshift key out of silly putty or something similar.
Fletch9s: why can't you move, like the scroll lock key over there
Fletch9s: or something
Fletch9s: or f12
ASmitty97: dude
ASmitty97: you're a genius
ASmitty97: Dammit all, how did I not think of that? I've been trying to use balls of paper and thumb tacks and pens and stuff
ASmitty97: I may be clinically brain dead.
ASmitty97: Definitely not an engineer.
Fletch9s: hahaha
Fletch9s: the clinical term for that is beer over consumption I think it's called
ASmitty97: dddddd
ASmitty97: dddd
ASmitty97: dddddddddddddddddd
ASmitty97: dddd
ASmitty97: ddddd
ASmitty97: ddddddddddddda
ASmitty97: weeeeeeeee
ASmitty97: I'm a new man
So yeah, now my middle row of keys reads, A - S - Scroll Lock
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