Sports
By Kyle O'Connor
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October 30, 2006
We, the Virginia basketball fans, in order to form a more perfect universe, establish crew cuts, encourage facemask-wearing, provide for the common defense of the paint, promote the generous use of elbows and secure the blessings of victory to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the one and only "Legion of Lars."
Article One, Section One.
The Legion was formed for one reason and one reason alone: to glorify the human steamroller (and lay-up master) that is sophomore forward Laurynas "Lars" Mikalauskas.