Fat and Happy: A Five-Day Menu of College Football
By Mickey Cloud | September 7, 2005For a kid who's just a hair over 5-feet-9-inches tall and was once described by a basketball coach as looking like "a stiff wind could knock him over," I woke up this morning decidedly fat and happy. This is the point in the column when, if I were Conan O'Brien, I would make a joke comparing myself to Star Jones or Rueben Studdard.


