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Emily Sumlin


I get that it’s hard to resist, after all, she has all the elements of a
desirable University alumna.

Leave Tina Fey alone

She does not owe us anything, and frankly, Katie Couric has given us unrealistic expectations for how much famous alumni really like to hang around.

Whether you’re screaming along to your millionth addition of “Mr. Brightside” on Trin 3 or you’re watching the sunrise on Humpback Rock a couple hours later, you still get that feeling.

The lies I tell my tourists

Anyway, as trumpeters of the world's okayest sweatshirt, Guides are taught to be honest, to give students the unfiltered truth of the U.Va. experience.

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Despite the jokes, we must pity the Stale Man, for the only thing keeping him from breaking out of his shell, is well… himself.

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