Emily Sumlin


Leave Tina Fey alone

She does not owe us anything, and frankly, Katie Couric has given us unrealistic expectations for how much famous alumni really like to hang around.

The lies I tell my tourists

Anyway, as trumpeters of the world's okayest sweatshirt, Guides are taught to be honest, to give students the unfiltered truth of the U.Va. experience.

A Study of Stale Men

Humor Columnist Emily Sumlin presents her in-depth, on-site findings of the most odious nature. 

To the Only Loser at U.Va.

Face it, every student around you is completely flawless. And you, foolish nincompoop, are the only dud on this entire campus.