John Patterson


Am I OK with graduating?

Even though sometimes I like to revel in my sappy nostalgia and eat a sleeve of Oreos, underneath that I’m still OK with it.

Whoops, I peaked in high school

To be specific, I peaked during our homecoming football game. But it wasn’t even a big deal — I don’t even reminisce about Oct. 4, 2014 approximately 2:45 p.m. too often. 

How I would re-do college

If you could rewind Father Time’s clock to move-in day your first year and re-do college, would you?

I was wiser in middle school

Before my Cavalier Daily life column, there was my middle school think piece, “The Gospel According to Johnny Boi.”