Influenced by political and financial incentives, the historic event will be televised at Scott Stadium for the whole University community to watch.
Some allege that my unpleasant interaction with an A-lister was just a one-off. All those claims can be easily rejected by recounting the story of one fateful night.
The brothers are finally cleaning out the house after 20 years, and unlike me, you young-ins won’t end up in the trash. So attention, class is in session, and Mr. Petester Poker God Painty is ready to teach.
I’m aware that you know of me already, but for me to tell my true story, I’ll go ahead and explain the first of my scandals.
As someone with years of experience in dealing with head-over-heels in-love TAs, I have five foolproof solutions for a poor unfortunate soul like yourself.
As announced by the University Registrar, students closing out the University’s 195th academic term will be required to compete in a series of athletic events before Valedictory Exercises.
Thankfully for you, the gods have spoken to me, and they have shown me, in stone tablet form, the most effective ways to get a grade raised.
Always ahead of its time, U.Va. has become the first public university in the United States to switch its semester-based grading system into a marketplace of GPA dollars (GPD).
“First signs of consciousness have been reported in the meat before the Weener mark,” board member and Halloween director of Observatory Hill dining Morgan Mimer said. “With bigger, faster, and uglier pieces of meat than ever before, this Halloween will be one to remember.”
