As announced by the University Registrar, students closing out the University’s 195th academic term will be required to compete in a series of athletic events before Valedictory Exercises.
Thankfully for you, the gods have spoken to me, and they have shown me, in stone tablet form, the most effective ways to get a grade raised.
Always ahead of its time, U.Va. has become the first public university in the United States to switch its semester-based grading system into a marketplace of GPA dollars (GPD).
“First signs of consciousness have been reported in the meat before the Weener mark,” board member and Halloween director of Observatory Hill dining Morgan Mimer said. “With bigger, faster, and uglier pieces of meat than ever before, this Halloween will be one to remember.”
