Snow Wahoo and the Four Breaks By Zach Schauffler | 04/18/2017 Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there lived a pretty chill girl named Snow Wahoo. In fact, she was the chillest girl in all the land. READ MORE
Factor in some immunity By Connor McLean | 04/18/2017 Ultimately, even though this is unrecognized financial genius, it looks like he will never be able to carry out my plan. READ MORE
Dear Spotify By Annelise Kollevoll | 04/13/2017 What if I had just gotten dumped and was trying to get over my ex by listening to an empowering break-up playlist, only to be accosted by the selfie of him and I that I just had deleted from my Facebook? READ MORE
An open letter to punks who don’t smile back at me By Veronica Sirotic | 04/11/2017 I don’t smile with my tongue anymore. I threw away my Burt’s Bee medicated lip balm. My lips are so chapped. READ MORE
Distant coffee houses don’t lead to better test grades By Brennan Lee | 03/20/2017 With a wave of students thrown into disarray and confusion from these findings, teachers, doctors and educational experts are working to offer alternative locations for studying. READ MORE
Why I need Tina Fey’s phone number By Nora Walls | 03/20/2017 Faced with the threat of unemployment, I developed a plan. READ MORE
Five times in history the weather was the perfect conversation starter By Zach Schauffler | 03/03/2017 A young boy watched as the last crop withered in his hands. “How did this happen?” he asked. “How did nobody notice this coming?” READ MORE
U.Va.’s crazy ex By Connor McLean | 02/03/2017 I don’t think it’s possible for us to expect less of our school. This is a “u up?” text message at 3:00 am. This is the bare minimum. READ MORE
Exclusive attempted interview: President Trump By Annelise Kollevoll | 02/03/2017 Below is a retelling of actual events within the private residence of The White House at 6:15 a.m. READ MORE
An attempt to thwart a baby’s interference By Drew Kiser | 01/19/2017 His tiny sleeves tore from the force within: the force of the toddlers’ rippling muscles, the bodybuilder of a baby they created. READ MORE
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