First off, no one at this school knows where Akron is. Second of all, it's Homecoming, just go to the game. No one goes to the game. Show up half an hour late for the game and I can get any seat in the stadium I want because no one is there. So I figure, maybe people are going out afterwards.Go out, not too many people are out. Greg Dents Band is playing at Coupe's, 15-year-old band. Buddhist's line is out the door, down the street. That's ghetto, man, ghetto. So you're stuck being at Coupe's because you don't want to wait in line
anywhere else and you're stuck with 15-year-olds playing and no one going out.
-- "Her Again"
Finally, some courtesy from someone who works at the ticket booth at the parking garage in Newcomb.
Usually, if you go there and the Cav Advantage machine is broken, they just make you pay cash, and they're like, 'Too bad, so sad,' and you don't even get your discount. Well, tonight I finally went there and the machine was broken and the guy just let me go for free. That's what we need at this university.
-- "Free Parke"
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