1. You've always hated Valentine's Day.
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2. For this Valentine's Day, you:
A) Stayed home and felt sorry for yourself.
B) Went barhopping with your single friends.
C) Went on a romantic date with someone new.
D) Hung out with your boyfriend and made love by candlelight.
3. How many people your age do you know who are engaged and/or married?
A) Too many!
B) 3 or more couples
C) 1 to 2 couples
D) None
4. The 8x10 of that special someone is...
A) Stuck to the dartboard in my room.
B) My Cosmo/Maxim cover boy/girl of the month.
C) Stuck to my bulletin board casually next to the ones of my friends and family.
D) Framed, hanging above the flowers, candles and romantic mementos of our relationship.
5. The last time you had sex,
A) What sex? I'm still a virgin, damn it.
B) What sex? I choose to be a virgin.
C) It was an amazing, one-night stand.
D) It was a sweet lovefest with my honey bunny.
6. In your free time, you...
A) Plot the demise of all your non-single friends.
B) Imagine what it would be like to sleep with Jennifer Aniston (or Brad Pitt), since imaginary sex seems to be all that I'm ever gonna get.
C) Go to parties hoping to meet that special someone.
D) Imagine what you and your significant other's children would look like.
7. After this year's Valentine's Day, you hate the contrived holiday even more.
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-- by Whitney Garrison
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