Humor Column

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A formal apology for opening that bag of Doritos

By Lucie Lyon | September 29, 2016

Dear classmates (and Prof. Johnson), Due to the events of yesterday afternoon at 0300 hours on the second floor of New Cabell, I find it important I write this letter. I would like to start off by saying that I did not anticipate that the bag of chips would put up such a fight or make so much noise when I tried to open it.

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Humor

I miss you, Two Guys Tacos

By Nancy-Wren Bradshaw | September 8, 2016

You guys did not want tacos. I hope you are happy with expensive salmon and rice.

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Humor

Rebuilding season

By Brennan Lee | September 8, 2016

Let us demolish and rebuild Scott Stadium

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On dating your dad

By Charlotte Raskovich | April 21, 2016

Listen, pet, I’m sorry — really, I am — but you have to understand that when you have the sort of power I do, it’s difficult not to wield it.