The lies I tell my tourists
By Emily Sumlin | December 5, 2018Anyway, as trumpeters of the world's okayest sweatshirt, Guides are taught to be honest, to give students the unfiltered truth of the U.Va. experience.
Anyway, as trumpeters of the world's okayest sweatshirt, Guides are taught to be honest, to give students the unfiltered truth of the U.Va. experience.
Humor Columnist Katie McCracken writes a somber and heartfelt breakup letter to her Juul.
Humor Columnist Olivia Buckle covers the astonishing decision to replace a traditional Christmas carol with a bop from Ariana Grande.
Humor Columnist Emily Vaughan covers the surprising source of the rising crime rates at the University.
What can you possibly do with all the soft skills you’ve acquired in critical analysis, creative thinking, persuasiveness, communication, clarity, vocabulary and spelling?
I moved to Charlottesville from Seoul, a metropolis of almost 10 million, a stark contrast to Charlottesville’s mere population of fourteen.
Humor Columnist Walter Sharon breaks down his undercover mission to the athlete dining hall.
Humor Columnist Nick Juan implores Jim Ryan to rethink his running tradition and to try yoga.
Humor Columnist Justine Baird describes some of the pros and cons of returning home.
But regardless of my feelings of confusion towards the holiday, no matter who you are, Thanksgiving is a pervasive phenomenon.
Attached are my notes. XOXO, Mom
Humor Columnist Tyrnan Prasad covers Thanksgiving at the White House.
I find the tweet itself extremely amusing due to how the NRA pretends science works, as well as how they want people to think medical research is supposed to be conducted.
Humor Columnist Eva Sirotic breaks down just how much she’s grown in her time at U.Va. so far.
Humor Columnist Justine Baird describes her path to learning all the words in the hit song "Mo Bamba".
Humor Columnist Cate Streissguth brings in the new season: shooting your shot season
Humor Columnist Katie Tripp goes over a few standard rules and regulations for apartments in Cville.
Humor Columnist Casey Breneman breaks down the new development in first year communication.
Humor Columnist Gabriella Chu provides a guide to staying organized by using a planner with a life of its own.
Moral of the story, if we can endure the atrocities on this list, we can conquer anything and anyone.