Humor columnist Elizabeth Ozer presents a quick quiz to help you find out what Corner drunk food you really are.
Humor Columnist Erin Clancy revisits a classic ghost tale with a modern spin.
Why would I possibly wake up an hour before a class began, when rolling out of bed three to five minutes prior was also acceptable?
Humor Columnist Casey Breneman breaks down how her 2019 will look (based on Buzzfeed quizzes).
Humor Columnist Katie Tripp describes just how much Tony Bennett is a stud.
Humor Columnist Zach Schauffler compiles advice for 2019 from the last 18 years.
Humor Columnist Eva Sirotic describes her time living with a Confederate ghost.
Humor Columnist Jakob Cansler describes the College Republicans’ next move after their midterm loss.
Humor Columnist Jess Miller reveals the surprising undercover visitor at the UVA-Virginia Tech game.
Humor Columnist Bannon Luckert covers the shocking decision made by President Jim Ryan concerning final exams.
Humor Columnist Elisha Rypkema pens a moving tale of a trashcan's adventure on the Corner.
Anyway, as trumpeters of the world's okayest sweatshirt, Guides are taught to be honest, to give students the unfiltered truth of the U.Va. experience.
Humor Columnist Katie McCracken writes a somber and heartfelt breakup letter to her Juul.
Humor Columnist Olivia Buckle covers the astonishing decision to replace a traditional Christmas carol with a bop from Ariana Grande.
Humor Columnist Emily Vaughan covers the surprising source of the rising crime rates at the University.
What can you possibly do with all the soft skills you’ve acquired in critical analysis, creative thinking, persuasiveness, communication, clarity, vocabulary and spelling?
I moved to Charlottesville from Seoul, a metropolis of almost 10 million, a stark contrast to Charlottesville’s mere population of fourteen.
Humor Columnist Walter Sharon breaks down his undercover mission to the athlete dining hall.
Humor Columnist Nick Juan implores Jim Ryan to rethink his running tradition and to try yoga.
Humor Columnist Justine Baird describes some of the pros and cons of returning home.
