Listen up, you highfalutin', over achievein', Jeffersonian, Babylonian readers. I'm about to get real with you, so take off your pants of condescension, put on your boots of sympathy, cast aside your underpants of stink and grab your sweater vest of understanding.
When University ROTC students wear their military uniforms around Grounds, they stand out from the crowd of other students in jeans and T-shirts.
I have been of the last-minute variety ever since I graced the world with my presence. If my mom hadn't previously given the doctor strict instructions that I be born on the designated, "auspicious" Monday, I would've ended up being born Tuesday.
Walking up the stairs to the second level of Starbucks, I had absolutely no idea what to expect from this meeting.
Looking back on one of the most tumultuous years in American financial history, it is interesting to consider that one year ago, the largest investment banks on Wall Street were quickly crumbling before our eyes or on the brink of collapse.
The unraveling of the Bernie Madoff scandal last year rocked the investment management world. Few expected the chairman of one of the world’s largest stock exchanges, a prominent philanthropist, to be running one of the largest investment frauds in history.
"The trash cans are too small," first-year College student Greg King said. "Yeah, all of these guys have the unlimited meal plan," first-year Virginia Landers said, playfully gesturing to King and fellow first-year College student Daniel Eustace, "so their trash cans are always overflowing with take-out boxes." Insufficient space for garbage seems to be one of the only complaints these first-year students have about living in the University's
Throughout history, talent and wealth were the only means of achieving stardom. The naturally beautiful have pursued acting, those blessed with smooth vocal chords have recorded platinum albums and others with athletic prowess have gained celebrity status through grand slam wins and Olympic golds.
For a while, I've been the person my friends go to for tech support. They've got a virus or just lit their computer on fire or something, so they call me and panic, hoping I can somehow, magically, just fix it. More than anything, this is the problem I get: "My computer's slow!" It's taking three-and-a-half hours to boot his computer and 11 minutes to open a browser - it's not a pretty picture.
When I first met my roommate from Roanoke, I was convinced she grew up in the deep country.
The Americans have military power and McDonalds. The French have baguettes and Carla Bruni. What do the Swiss have?
It's 10:04 a.m. and the University of Auckland is watching me at the Munchy Mart. Six eyes - four human and two electronic - follow the movements of my body, gazing intently as I navigate the campus convenience store.
Oscar Major? Mechanical engineering Sexual Orientation? Straight What extracurriculars do you participate in? Squash Club Team, Society of Hispanic Professional Engineers What are the physical and personality attributes you are looking for in a date? Nice and humble personality.
From what I've gleaned about the dating atmosphere right now, the smoke finally has begun to dissipate, after a hectic coming of age story for first-year students and a nostalgic back to the grind reunion for upperclassmen.
The exponential increase of wedding photo albums on my Facebook newsfeed during the past couple of years has been truly astounding.
Fall is a time University students associate with football, pumpkin carving and, of course, pancakes.
During the past few months, I have acquired a newfound interest in gardening, growing my own produce and learning about farmers' daily lives.
It's hard to be me. Lingering stares as eyes touch on my perfectly proportioned face and tan, chiseled body.
It's the time of year when many University students start to feel the drudge of work and the insatiable desire to play.
"Hey girl, you want to go to the gym with me?" "You mean, 'Do I want to go to the gym and have my self-esteem reduced to -12 on a scale of 1 to 10 because that girl has been running for 40 minutes straight and I get winded walking up stairs?
