Life
September 26, 2002
Question: Where are you most likely to hear the opening strains of "Fur Elise?"
A) at a middle school piano concert.
B) in the movie version of a Jane Austen novel.
C) in the middle of your 350-person literature class as someone's cell phone rings.
I don't actually have to tell you the answer to this, right?
One of my professors this semester has a brilliant policy: If your cell phone rings out loud in class, he's going to answer it for you.
I think this rule should become a UJC-enforced Standard of Conduct, but with one specific amendment -- if a cell phone rings in the middle of class and plays a song, it promptly will be thrown out the nearest window.