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I want to explain my preference for darties rather than regular night parties, and I thought the best way to do this was to perform a comparative analysis.

Class or trash: A comparative analysis of darties and parties

By Sarah Holzgrefe | October 30, 2018

Humor Columnist Sarah Holzgrefe argues for further recognition of the superiority of 'darties' to parties.

This time of the year I like to call “Spring Fever,” and tensions among students are at their highest.

Symptoms of spring fever

By Sarah Holzgrefe | May 1, 2018

Humor Columnist Sarah Holzgrefe details her experience as a U.Va. student in the final two weeks of spring semester.

This helpful quiz is here to answer the age-old, often forgotten question — what hat will I wear to Foxfield?

What hat should you wear to Foxfield?

By Elizabeth Ozer and Sarah Holzgrefe | April 5, 2018

Whatley Ozer and Sarah Holzgrefe present a quiz to help you decide what hat to wear to Foxfield.

They seemed average at first, but as I approached them to take a seat, I noticed something that will haunt me for the rest of my days: a sea of lanyards.

Correlation does not imply Causation — except when talking about lanyards

By Sarah Holzgrefe | March 23, 2018

Sarah Holzgrefe details her harrowing experiences in Psych 1010.

I never intended for it to go this far. Please help.

A very hard situation concerning the Crown Juuls

By Elizabeth Ozer and Sarah Holzgrefe | March 1, 2018

W & S tackle their hardest submission yet.

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