"I have something very important to say, very important, okay take note. Why do you date someone for three years?
Hypothetically speaking, you date someone for two years and then basically you break up while you're dating for that third year. Then you talk over the summer and you say 'let's work things out, let's try to make this work because we really love each other and we always said we were going to get married.' Then you come back to school and right before classes start you bust out with the whole 'no, it's not going to work.' So about a week later after you said you don't want a girlfriend you start dating somebody else, and you know what, she kooks just like your
ex-girlfriend. Now how does that happen?
Okay I'll admit this isn't hypothetical, this is me and she looks exactly like me. And all the things he said he didn't like about me -- he's now dating someone that has all those same qualities. Red hair -- that's random. Pale skin? How's that? Fraternity parties, I know they're kind of lame but we're at one right now. Oh my gosh! There he is, the
ex-boyfriend, oh my gosh."
-- In Denial, Move On
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