1. Your idea of a bad word is...
A) oh gosh gee... I don't know!
B) darn it!
C) damn it!
D) $@#* it!
2. How many sexual partners have you had?
A) none
B) 1-3 partners
C) 4-8 or more
D) um?
3. How many sexual partners have you had, including oral sex?
A) none
B) 1-6
C) 7-12
D) Lord only knows...
4. When was the last time you groomed/trimmed your toenails?
A) within the last three days
B) within the last week
C) maybe a month
D) um, the last time I wore flip-flops?
5. Your safe sex equipment includes:
A) abstinence
B) birth control and condoms
C) just birth control
D) free as the wind, baby
6. My room is...
A) as sterile as a hospital
B) an average mess of 'organized piles'
C) still looks like its recovering from Hurricane Isabel
D) toxic waste may as well be stored here
-- by Whitney Garrison
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