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Surly streakers

Are people genetically predisposed to blow me off, or has humanity at large been colluding in a worldwide Bayless-snub as of late?

For starters, Rebecca still hasn't responded to my wtf@virginia.edu story, a full two weeks later. An entire column devoted to the girl's e-manners apparently wasn't enough to grab her attention.

But dumbfounded as I continue to be, I am concerned that Rebecca is but a single foot soldier enlisted in a worldwide conspiracy targeting me.

The International Bayless Snub Network (IBSN) may hold its command center two hours south of D.C., but the struggle has gone global -

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