Maf54 has signed on.
Maf54: Hello.
WinnieWINSATLIFE: Hello. Who is this?
Maf54: You can call me Mark. I've heard a lot about you.
WinnieWINSATLIFE: From who?
Maf54: The guys from the page dormitory.
WinnieWINSATLIFE: I love the guys from Page! Old Dorm Love!
Maf54: Did you have a lot of love in Old Dorms?
WinnieWINSATLIFE: All the time! My hallmates and I would also dance together and have pillow fights.
Maf54: In boxers?
WinnieWINSATLIFE: Uh ... some of us, I guess.
Maf54: What are you wearing right now?
WinnieWINSATLIFE: Sweaty workout clothes.
Maf54: That's hot. What did you do for a workout?
WinnieWINSATLIFE: I walked across Grounds. That's a pretty big hike.
Maf54: I wish I could have seen your legs working.
WinnieWINSATLIFE:...
Maf54: When are you coming back to D.C.?
WinnieWINSATLIFE: Why? I feel like there's nothing for me to do.
Maf54: Oh, there is always someone for you to do.
Maf54:;)
Maf54: (kiss)
WinnieWINSATLIFE: Weirdo.
WinnieWINSATLIFE has signed off.
Maf54: I will wait forever for you.
Maf54 has signed off.
WinnieWINSATLIFE: has signed on.
Maf54 has signed on.
Maf54:I knew you would return to me. What are you wearing?
WinnieWINSATLIFE: How did you even know I was online?
Maf54:Patriot Act.
WinnieWINSATLIFE: Haha, good one.
Maf54: No, seriously. But anyway, what are you wearing
WinnieWINSATLIFE:Sweatpants.
Maf54: Hot. I wish I could see you. Instead, I am only just dreaming.
WinnieWINSATLIFE: I'm just online to check my e-mail. I don't really want to talk to you.
Maf54: You don't have to be shy.
WinnieWINSATLIFE: brb, my mom is calling.
Maf54: Ok
WinnieWINSATLIFE: k, I'm back.
Maf54: I hope she didn't read any of this.
WinnieWINSATLIFE: No, she's so computer dumb. She just wanted me to go pick up my sister. I told her I would, but I'm pretty sure I'm not going.
Maf54: Do you need someone to pick up your sister? I can arrange for a government agent to escort her.
WinnieWINSATLIFE: Mark, you're a strange guy.
Maf54: You are making me horny.
WinnieWINSATLIFE: Awkward. You can't tell now, but I am making an awkward face. Similar to this emoticon. :-[]
Maf54:I have an emoticon for you too. 2025559483.
WinnieWINSATLIFE: What does that even mean?
Maf54: It is a secret government code.
WinnieWINSATLIFE:Is that your phone number?
Maf54: Call it and find out.
WinnieWINSATLIFE: No thanks. I have to go to practice soon.
Maf54: What kind of practice?
WinnieWINSATLIFE:Lacrosse, we're going to have such a hard workout today.
Maf54: I wish I could watch. That sounds so hot.
WinnieWINSATLIFE:Uh. I have to go. Right. Now.
WinnieWINSATLIFE has signed off.
WinnieWINSATLIFE has signed on.
Maf54: Hello.
WinnieWINSATLIFE: Leave me alone or I will shiv you. Or underwater-knife fight you to the death.
Maf54: Hot. How was your day in high school?
WinnieWINSATLIFE:... I'm a college student.
Maf54: You're 18?
WinnieWINSATLIFE: 21, actually.
Maf54: A little old by about five years, but that's ok. I am just dreaming of your manly body.
WinnieWINSATLIFE:Why would you ever say that to a girl?
Maf54: You're a girl?
WinnieWINSATLIFE: Yes.
Maf54: You're not 16?
WinnieWINSATLIFE: No.
Maf54 has signed off.
Winnie's column runs bi-weekly on Thursdays. She can be reached at winnie@cavalierdaily.com.
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