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This year, our eternal lord and master Teresa Sullivan delivered a Convocation speech unlike any before it... but not in a good way.
Dear classmates (and Prof. Johnson), Due to the events of yesterday afternoon at 0300 hours on the second floor of New Cabell, I find it important I write this letter. I would like to start off by saying that I did not anticipate that the bag of chips would put up such a fight or make so much noise when I tried to open it.
You guys did not want tacos. I hope you are happy with expensive salmon and rice.
Let us demolish and rebuild Scott Stadium
Listen, pet, I’m sorry — really, I am — but you have to understand that when you have the sort of power I do, it’s difficult not to wield it.
