It turns out she never had to hold it for that long.
Humor editor Camila Cohen Suárez comments on her knowledge of U.Va.’s Student Council and their activities.
Do you have right-leaning politics, no old problematic tweets, and a lot of time on your hands? Glenn Youngkin might have the job for you!
First of all, just no. Second of all, please refer yourself to the above list on anti-racist resources.
Humor columnist Kate McCarthy reports from Silicon Valley and guides you on the path to cybersecurity.
Humor Columnist Celeste Nathan gives us some totally-not-fake news.
Humor columnist Kathleen McNerney reveals the truth behind so-called “lefties.”
Humor columnist Kate McCarthy interprets your stress dreams.
Humor columnist Camila Cohen Suárez walks us through the unbearably awkward things about in-person school
Humor editor Eshaan Sarup shows you the only way to make the most of your U.V.a. experience
"If you’ve learned anything from this article, I hope that first year will be full of horror stories and learning experiences."
Humor columnist Camila Suárez shows us the most pretentious way to communicate
Honest conversations are overrated. After intense scientific research, I've determined the real key to anyone's non-dominant arm.
Ways to avoid wasting time studying from Humor Columnist Malachy Dwyer.
The student body in the last few months has unfairly thrown all their frustrations at our hard-working admin, who have made the curve flatter than a rum and coke at Bilt.
Humor columnist Camila Suárez offers helpful advice for the stumped writer
Humor columnist Emily Porter offers practical tips for the unfortunate souls without an internship.
Humor columnist Kate McCarthy explains how to take the tour of a lifetime.
Humor columnist Ellie Wilkie recounts a recent run in with her old crush.
Humor Columnist Camila Suárez offers us 5 amazing distractions from the state of the world
