Left-handed people are just pretending
By Kathleen McNerney | November 2, 2021Humor columnist Kathleen McNerney reveals the truth behind so-called “lefties.”
Humor columnist Kathleen McNerney reveals the truth behind so-called “lefties.”
Humor columnist Kate McCarthy interprets your stress dreams.
Humor columnist Camila Cohen Suárez walks us through the unbearably awkward things about in-person school
Humor editor Eshaan Sarup shows you the only way to make the most of your U.V.a. experience
"If you’ve learned anything from this article, I hope that first year will be full of horror stories and learning experiences."
Humor columnist Camila Suárez shows us the most pretentious way to communicate
Honest conversations are overrated. After intense scientific research, I've determined the real key to anyone's non-dominant arm.
Ways to avoid wasting time studying from Humor Columnist Malachy Dwyer.
The student body in the last few months has unfairly thrown all their frustrations at our hard-working admin, who have made the curve flatter than a rum and coke at Bilt.
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Humor Columnist Camila Suárez offers us 5 amazing distractions from the state of the world
Why would I possibly wake up an hour before a class began, when rolling out of bed three to five minutes prior was also acceptable?
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there lived a pretty chill girl named Snow Wahoo. In fact, she was the chillest girl in all the land.
Ultimately, even though this is unrecognized financial genius, it looks like he will never be able to carry out my plan.
What if I had just gotten dumped and was trying to get over my ex by listening to an empowering break-up playlist, only to be accosted by the selfie of him and I that I just had deleted from my Facebook?
I don’t smile with my tongue anymore. I threw away my Burt’s Bee medicated lip balm. My lips are so chapped.
With a wave of students thrown into disarray and confusion from these findings, teachers, doctors and educational experts are working to offer alternative locations for studying.