I don’t mean to scare you away from dating. Just caution you. So here’s a list — just one person’s opinion — of the five guys you should avoid this spring.
For the love of God, conduct your final streak before graduation itself.
As a rising fourth year, guilty of only a few FDOC transgressions — all of them blissfully unrelated to fashion — let me give you a list of five things not to wear to the first day of classes.
You may begin to fear you’re becoming stupid. But no fear cowboy. Like the devil on your shoulder, I’ve provided you with a list of five reasons why being stupid actually makes you smarter.
Well team, we’re back at it again.
Humor columnist Ellie Wilkie reports on a shocking development between a seemingly solid couple.
The spot was awarded to John Sigma, economics and statistics double major and fraternity chapter president.
Humor columnist Ellie Wilkie recounts a recent run in with her old crush.
These cohorts of impressionable youth who have similar interests, spend every waking second together, live cloistered in houses demarcated specifically for that purpose and follow the guidance of one or two group leaders are just legitimized cults.
