Humor Columnist Emma Klein describes a White House in turmoil after Trump accidentally fires himself.
Once you churn, you never return.
A celebration of the de-stabilizing transition out of college and into early unemployment/retirement
Erin Clancy has created the perfect anti-bucket list for all your monotonous, quietly-fade-into-oblivion needs.
William Tonks explains the heartbreaking U.Va. basketball loss in the first round.
Sarah Holzgrefe details her harrowing experiences in Psych 1010.
In the words of Selena Gomez: “The heart wants what it wants.”
Olivia Buckle details the horrifying, malnutritious events of last Thursday.
Just because freedom of speech lets you say whatever you want doesn’t mean you should actually say whatever you want.
"Cutting off 12 percent of my hair gave me a fresher, outright angelic look and I came back from spring break as an all around better person in every possible way."
Rule #471: No writer of the Cavalier Daily is to ever use an Oxford comma in any article.
Get ready, Virginia! Sophia the Robot started as a circuit board and won’t stop until she achieves world domination. But first, she wants an education.
The often overlooked problem to which I am referring goes by a far more unassuming name: Calibri
Connor, a fresh-faced first year, faces his biggest challenge yet: a girl's shoulder.
General D. Isecours releases a statement concerning the 'War on Easter'.
Emma Klein provides a handy-dandy guide on how to answer difficult questions from your parents over spring break.
Lectures and discussions will soon take a 10-20 minute break at three p.m. everyday for HQ Trivia players.
W & S tackle their hardest submission yet.
Lucy Hopkins waxes poetic on her love for the Alderman library bathrooms.
A friendly letter from your RA downstairs!
