I thought I would help predict what will be the next big films to come out of Hollywood in the coming months.
We at Rolling Stone hope that this excerpt adds to the mythic proportions of which the fab four are seen.
Listen, pet, I’m sorry — really, I am — but you have to understand that when you have the sort of power I do, it’s difficult not to wield it.
I’m a 36-year-old man from western PA, and when I was 12 years old an errant sparrow hit me in the throat, paralyzing my vocal cords and permanently keeping my voice in a mid-pubescent range. Ask me anything?
Life as a robot that looks a lot like a human is hard. But keep your battery pack held high — you’ve got at least a few good years ahead of you if no one drops you in a bathtub or accidently puts you through the washing machine.
I don’t know if I’m too late with these apologies to make a difference, but I truly hope they can mend some of the damage I’ve caused.
So go forward and learn about your family history. If you find out you are not related to Walt Disney, Dwight D. Eisenhower or Ellen DeGeneres, that’s fine!
Nothing can match the love a father has for a son who is also a rat named Tony.
The rules are simple. We give you five real quotes, and you have to decide who said them!
Airbnb is wildly popular right now for the same reason Uber and OrderUp are popular: people love convenience-based companies.
I ask you to stop screaming “Not gay!” simply because you are seriously screwing with my ability to chant properly.
My solution? Create a system of standards by which men’s bodies are as intensely imposed upon as women’s.
Trust me, I am very good, and I am also reliable.
My system relies entirely on the tried and true methods of American political decision-making: overgeneralization, ad hominem attacks and entirely fictional facts and figures.
Having seen roughly all the rankings, I can conclude that I am the authority on this. So without further ado, I present the definitive ranking of definitive rankings.
I think we’re unfairly overlooking potential choices that would offer fairer opportunities for students found guilty of an honor offense.
Ladybug: Okay everybody, thanks for coming tonight. I know some of us had harder trips than usual getting here — A big, brown spider: I had to crawl across his sheets multiple times before leaving him terrified and awake. Ladybug: — so let’s take full advantage of our time together.
My biggest issue with the elevator pitch is that it is not the best way for employers to learn about candidates.
Salmon remains one of the only English words I know to be doubly disgusting. Stay away from both the color and the fish.
I wake up in a horror, as if from a terrible dream. My lungs try to expand, heaving my chest to its limits, but I am trapped under the weight of something immense.
