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HUMOR: Fourth-year trustees begin ‘one-fifth compromise’ initiative

By Chris Hutson | October 31, 2013

“My Wednesdays are basically a wash ‘cause I have to go out Tuesdays in order to handle all this stress,” fourth-year psychology major Ryan Molhauen pointed out. “And don’t even get me started on Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays,” he added. “ I can’t get anything done four out of the seven days of the week because I have so much stress. Something is wrong here.”

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HUMOR: 19 signs you're a 90s kid

By Peter Simonsen | October 30, 2013

19 things only true 90s kids will understand…

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BAUER: Effective stress management

By Chris Bauer | October 16, 2013

As usual, I’m getting away from my original point, which is that we’re all under a lot of stress all the time at this school. Something is always causing us worry, be it classes, extracurricular activities or disturbingly sexual dreams about your roommate (Philippe, call me). So how do we handle this stress? With alcohol. See you all next time.

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Land of a thousand dead gerbils

By Charlotte Raskovich | October 2, 2013

For Peanut, death was probably a sweet relief, a final liberation from her glass prison.

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Parent-teacher conferences, as I imagined them in third grade

By Denise Taylor | September 18, 2013

TEACHER: Is Denise an only child? DAD: No. MOM: But she’s a lonely child.

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Romance tips from my 2008 self

By Charlotte Raskovich | September 4, 2013

When the object of your affection responds less and less over the semester, this is a challenge to up the ante. Sign off with quotes from movies where a white boy’s life is changed by a free-spirited girl. You are the free spirit.

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Don’t be the iguana guy

By Chris Bauer | September 4, 2013

For me the realization that I was never going to gain the love of another human person came as I was standing brushing my teeth with a beer in my hand while wearing a pink cotton nightgown with flowers on it.