The U.Va. experience: Why am I always surrounded by attractive people?
By John Patterson | November 14, 2017The University is this weird fantasy realm disproportionately filled with attractive, in-shape young humans.
The University is this weird fantasy realm disproportionately filled with attractive, in-shape young humans.
As I staggered from the Soviet bridge ice storm to the decidedly “weird” boat party, any semblance of cohesive narrative went right out the window.
I have written at great length about romantic love, but now, I want to focus on a much more prevalent form of love — friendship.
I thoroughly enjoy going to class on Friday morning. It sounds absurd, yes.
Isn’t average more relatable anyways?
Here are the eight reasons I came up with to convince myself to venture to the polls that dreary Tuesday afternoon.
Lesser cases of sexual aggression still happen all over Charlottesville, and several go unreported.
I’m about to emotionally support you so hard.
My dad had taken to watching a squirrel dig for a nut because he said he had already looked at every other thing he possibly could.
“A lot of the time, if you want something to get done, you have to ask for it,” Cintron said. “It could be as unconventional as a Tweet.”
Dumplings have been a long, heated debate among students at the University.
Red Pump Kitchen has been a staple in my rotation of favorite dinner venues since it opened.
Political videos are evidently hilarious.
Adjusting to college life is difficult for everyone — whether you live one hour or 10 hours away.
If you sometimes feel like you go about your day on autopilot, break out of the routine, and do something new.
With the snap, I not only felt my knee implode, but also my dream to compete in college.
“Treat yo self.” I have unabashedly said that phrase far too many times this semester.
Sites like Netflix are both addicting and a great way to procrastinate, even though it often goes too far. Does that mean we should all abandon Netflix? Definitely not.
I’m frustrated — in many ways — that I did not return to writing sooner.
The cemetery even has walls if you want a little bit of privacy while fornicating in public.