Even though I don’t want to be a journalist or have a career in social media managing, I wouldn’t trade this time for anything. I’ve never felt more at home.
Every year, the graduating class Trustees release a list of things fourth-years should do before they graduate.
You may remember my first article about terrible things that have happened to me. I’ve still had unusually bad luck in the past year, but don’t worry — it’s still as funny as ever.
President Ryan and Coach Tony Bennett, I’m looking at you. I’ve written the both of you articles, but for some reason, I have received no fruit baskets or Twitter shout-outs for my efforts.
The incident was reported to have happened at 180 Copeley Rd.
Welcome to adulthood!
Pet rocks are great because you can personalize them, love them or even forget they exist.
I never claimed these ideas would make the game better — only more interesting.
One of these days we will unearth the University’s deepest secret, and I will look back on this article as evidence that I knew all along.
Sometimes you just have to laugh at yourself
