Ashley Botkin


Top 10 fourth-year goals

President Ryan and Coach Tony Bennett, I’m looking at you. I’ve written the both of you articles, but for some reason, I have received no fruit baskets or Twitter shout-outs for my efforts.   

Top 10 predictions for 2019

One of these days we will unearth the University’s deepest secret, and I will look back on this article as evidence that I knew all along.