Allow me to try to convince you, dear readers, of the illegitimacy of positions so long praised by ambitious University students.
Similar to your sleep paralysis demon, stress about enrollment comes in the night but plagues you for a lifetime. But fear not young class takers, for I have solutions for you.
I bet you’ve already forgotten my name while reading this article, and I’m the one who wrote it. The problem really is all around us.
Everyone is wondering about everyone — are you working? Is it an internship? How did you get the job? Are you a nepo baby? Or did you spend this past summer simply rotting on the couch?
Whatever the AFC is to you, there is undoubtedly a pattern you see when you go.
U.Va. Dine took to social media earlier this week to announce the upcoming release of “The Pav: A U.Va. Dine Fragrance.” U.Va. Dine characterizes “The Pav” as a scent of nostalgia and guarantee — one that empowers the wearer to attract the Subway Lover and the Chick-Fil-A Fiend alike.
If you have one character you see pretty often, you have a personal NPC. It’s like they’re meant to be where you are. Maybe they’re the background character in your life, and maybe they think of you as the background character in theirs.
So what better way to prove my ever-growing University knowledge than to provide advice to my fellow classmates? Here are a few ways to succeed at the University, from your most qualified second year.
