Gather' round, folks. It's time to talk about something really important: Gossip. It's a subject I know quite a bit about. That's right, there are a slew of good facets of old-fashioned mud-slinging, back-stabbing, idle gossip.
Nothing in life is as bad as being stuck in the middle. Who could imagine something that feels almost as bad as being told you aren't good enough for something? But recently, my friendly mailman has been delivering something that is nearly as unpleasant - and nearly as thin - as a rejection letter.
Break out your putters and plaid pants. Prepare to hit the green. The politicos are ready to play. As winter clears out and spring approaches, it is almost time for one of the University's newest traditions: the invitation-only, charity miniature golf tournament commonly referred to as the Politico Invitational. I, for one, am ready to defend my mini-golf honor.