We are all deeply saddened at the tragic passing of a very dear friend and member of the community, C-Scorpion. C-Scorpion was everything the letter C stands for: calm, compassionate, cool, caring, kind. We are each missing a small, scaly and slightly hairy piece of our hearts now that you're gone. You're my boy, C, you're my boy.
-- Spring Guys
You know, there's nothing more disgusting than walking down the sidewalk and finding a huge loogey in your path. I think it is so gross when people just spit where everybody walks. If you have to spit, please have the courtesy to do it in the grass.
-- Citizen for cleaner sidewalks
If you're sitting a lecture hall or on the bus, don't put your stuff on the seat next to you. It's just going to be awkward for the person who comes along and has to ask you to move it. Wake up and realize that you are not so important that your stuff gets its own seat.
--Seat searching