NASA’s TESS Swipes Left on Every Planet, Stuck Dating Earth
By Apollo Yong | May 1, 2018Two years ago, NASA’s Transiting Exoplanet Survey Satellite (TESS) broke up with her longtime partner, Earth.
Two years ago, NASA’s Transiting Exoplanet Survey Satellite (TESS) broke up with her longtime partner, Earth.
Here are the top five things I learned from my first Field Sobriety Test.
Humor Columnist Sarah Holzgrefe details her experience as a U.Va. student in the final two weeks of spring semester.
Face it, every student around you is completely flawless. And you, foolish nincompoop, are the only dud on this entire campus.
If you’re reading this, it is either because I love you deeply or because I want you to believe me dead and kindly leave my life.
Humor Columnist Jakob Cansler exposes a conspiracy claiming that the entire University is secretly run by "Hoos for Backgammon".
The following is taken directly from a letter that my friend at Georgetown sent to me earlier this week.
The bottom line here is that all of our suspicions have been confirmed: high school teachers are not to be crossed.
Humor Columnist Katie McCracken describes the struggles of achieving the perfect summer body.
Taking shots at the Life section is like taking shots at the Opinion section. There’s too much dang material.
Dartying is as ingrained in UVA culture as Thomas Jefferson, except dartying is better.
Two years ago, I was having a conversation with a British exchange student, and she told me she was from Birmingham.
In my ideal world, I would be allowed to write in the obviously superior font, Courier New.
Humor Columnist Benjamin White reports on The Cavalier Daily's decision to make all sections of the paper conform to mandatory slang to make its publications more hip with the kids.
And as I cried, I thought, “What is my purpose here on this spinning sphere of ugly meatheads? And if there is one, will I ever find it?”
Humor Columnist Sydney Branham comments on the addictive nature of snow days.
Humor Columnist William Tonks describes a recent teacher strike concerning the intellect of students.
"The process of producing a student-run production is as painful as it is pleasant."
You deserve a class that won’t make you want to drop out of school.
I have attached a [writing sample/cover letter/interpretive dance video/bribe] to this email that I think will help you get to know me a little bit better.