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BREAKING — Epidemic of U.Va. Alumni Asking For Extensions

By Wardah Kamran | April 13, 2023

Recently, there has been an epidemic swiping through NOVA — the extension epidemic. No, I’m not talking about hair extensions. I’m talking about assignment extensions.

Zzzzzzs Don’t Get Degrees

By Wardah Kamran | March 21, 2023

So, before you decide to stop reading this article and go fall asleep, I present to you my three-step process for quitting. Napping that is. Not your job. I assume no accountability for that.

Not only do cheaters have to buy more gifts to disperse to their love interests, but they also have to make sure they visit each person on this holiday.

Cheater Cheater Chocolate Eater

By Wardah Kamran | February 14, 2023

Now, if you’re like most people, you’re either spending Valentine's Day with your significant other(s) or are in wait for single awareness day the following morning when all the chocolate is on sale. But, unfortunately, during this time of year, we fail to recognize those that are working the hardest and that deserve our appreciation the most.

Tips To Avoid The Ghost of Thomas Jefferson

By Wardah Kamran | November 2, 2022

The idea of Jefferson’s ghost roaming around might be scary and you might even be considering canceling your Halloween night plans, but don’t you worry because I’ve got you covered.

Here’s how to not get stuck embarrassing yourself in a game made for eleven year olds

Five Ways to Not Look Like a Noob in Minecraft

By Wardah Kamran | September 28, 2022

If you have heard of the game Minecraft, you, probably like me, initially thought it was called “Mindcraft.” However, the game is apparently less about using your mind and more about mining.

But don’t worry, real comedians, such as myself, will do absolutely everything in our power to shine through and be the saving grace of the conversation. You're welcome in advance.

The “Funny” Friend

By Wardah Kamran | September 3, 2022

I’m standing right here. The Witty Wahoo. The President of Jokes, Gym Rye Anne. The Quip Queen. I cannot stand it when people come for my throne. Especially people who are still trying to figure out why the chicken crossed the road.

Letters to my discussion section crush

By Wardah Kamran | June 2, 2022

Earlier this semester I found myself tangled in a romance that I can only describe as “short yet painful,” which, funnily enough, is the same way I would describe discussion sections.

Humor Columnist Wardah Kamran reminisces about her dorm room experiences

Things I’ll miss about dorm life — and things I won’t

By Wardah Kamran | June 1, 2022

Even with all of these fun things about dorm life, there, surprisingly, were still some things that weren’t the best.

Wardah Kamran

BREAKING — Epidemic of U.Va. Alumni Asking For Extensions

Zzzzzzs Don’t Get Degrees

Cheater Cheater Chocolate Eater

Tips To Avoid The Ghost of Thomas Jefferson

Five Ways to Not Look Like a Noob in Minecraft

The “Funny” Friend

Letters to my discussion section crush

Things I’ll miss about dorm life — and things I won’t

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