Attached are my notes.
Humor Columnist Zach Schauffler describes what it is like to discover a rare “first” in a year of “lasts”
Here are the top five things I learned from my first Field Sobriety Test.
Zach Schauffler's humorously poetic take on LOTL, the Lawn and U.Va.
Zach Schauffler offers a faux pointed opinion piece in his recent op-ed article.
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there lived a pretty chill girl named Snow Wahoo. In fact, she was the chillest girl in all the land.
A young boy watched as the last crop withered in his hands. “How did this happen?” he asked. “How did nobody notice this coming?”
Ruffle my hair? Ah, hell, why not. For old time’s sake. Go right ahea — ouch! Damn it, Dad T-shirt.
I would say sorry, but I’m sure you understand. It’s finals.