Congrats 2021 — go drink a borg and try not to let go of your balloon!
Ways to avoid wasting time studying from Humor Columnist Malachy Dwyer.
The student body in the last few months has unfairly thrown all their frustrations at our hard-working admin, who have made the curve flatter than a rum and coke at Bilt.
Humor columnist Camila Suárez offers helpful advice for the stumped writer
Humor columnist Emily Porter offers practical tips for the unfortunate souls without an internship.
Humor columnist Kate McCarthy explains how to take the tour of a lifetime.
A completely undeniable fact that no amount of evidence can refute — science is green.
A guide on how to throw a party and get away with it.
Humor columnist Ellie Wilkie recounts a recent run in with her old crush.
Humor Columnist Camila Suárez offers us 5 amazing distractions from the state of the world
We need to abolish the University and start fresh.
These cohorts of impressionable youth who have similar interests, spend every waking second together, live cloistered in houses demarcated specifically for that purpose and follow the guidance of one or two group leaders are just legitimized cults.
Streaking the Lawn is by far the best way to show your Wahoo pride.
Humor columnist Katie McCracken takes us back to the days of Hollister and Axe Body Spray
My name is Ben Walker and I'm a certified dating app expert with a whole nine Tinder matches under my belt.
Oh, you don’t know what they’re talking about? Don’t worry, just have confidence and take control of the conversation.
But what if everything we knew about secret societies was a lie? What if their current insufferable and arrogant attitudes grew organically from humble beginnings?
My advice is free, so please no gifts or financial rewards are necessary.
Hopefully this list of amenities has enticed you to apply.
So, now for some advice — stop whining about school and embrace the new freedoms you have.
