Humor editor Eshaan Sarup covers the new plan to make U.Va. child friendly
Dorm living requires a combination of physical and mental stamina you may not have tapped into yet as a mere 18 year old.
Like men with erectile dysfunction, the short kings among us need to be lifted up.
After initially announcing the project in March 2020 while still in high school, the now first-year student assured individuals involved that the study would be a thorough investigation of how procrastination impacts the students’ writing samples and their ability to meet deadlines.
Do not fret, my yet-to-be new friends, I have successfully navigated these treacherous waters and I have five new friends.
The poop probes seem to work though, as they’ve already caught Ms. Rona’s first appearance since U.Va. decided that students having “the college experience” was more important than the lives of Charlottesville residents.
His weekly running initiative, Run with Jim, might as well be Run from Jim right now.
Humor editor Eshaan Sarup explains why there’s no reason to worry about COVID-19 this fall
Humor columnist Emily Porter shows us that 2020 has not been crazy enough
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This is all just a long-winded way of saying that we probably didn’t even need one, let alone two, banks on the Corner.
I want this article to be a way to escape the reality of the new normal we face amidst the harrowing COVID-19 outbreak.
How you can pad your resume with the activities you’re already doing at home.
During this immeasurable amount of time isolated from the outside world, I have spent many a night pondering the inner workings of our universe, trying to answer the most fundamental questions regarding our existence and purpose.
To ease your suffering, I’ve compiled a list of activities to keep you feeling entertained and productive, despite the danger of a global pandemic looming over our heads.
Whether you like it or not, there is PLENTY of company to be found at these libraries
I got rejected simply because I dared to push the bounds of improv.
These are the stages and symptoms to expect as you move through your weeks away from Mr. Jefferson's University.
There's PLENTY of ways to have fun at home!
I’ve taken it upon myself to round up the TikToks of all the girls I can find and ranking them from best to worst.
