Streaking the Lawn is by far the best way to show your Wahoo pride.
Humor columnist Katie McCracken takes us back to the days of Hollister and Axe Body Spray
My name is Ben Walker and I'm a certified dating app expert with a whole nine Tinder matches under my belt.
Oh, you don’t know what they’re talking about? Don’t worry, just have confidence and take control of the conversation.
But what if everything we knew about secret societies was a lie? What if their current insufferable and arrogant attitudes grew organically from humble beginnings?
My advice is free, so please no gifts or financial rewards are necessary.
Hopefully this list of amenities has enticed you to apply.
So, now for some advice — stop whining about school and embrace the new freedoms you have.
Humor editor Eshaan Sarup covers the new plan to make U.Va. child friendly
Dorm living requires a combination of physical and mental stamina you may not have tapped into yet as a mere 18 year old.
Like men with erectile dysfunction, the short kings among us need to be lifted up.
After initially announcing the project in March 2020 while still in high school, the now first-year student assured individuals involved that the study would be a thorough investigation of how procrastination impacts the students’ writing samples and their ability to meet deadlines.
Do not fret, my yet-to-be new friends, I have successfully navigated these treacherous waters and I have five new friends.
The poop probes seem to work though, as they’ve already caught Ms. Rona’s first appearance since U.Va. decided that students having “the college experience” was more important than the lives of Charlottesville residents.
His weekly running initiative, Run with Jim, might as well be Run from Jim right now.
Humor editor Eshaan Sarup explains why there’s no reason to worry about COVID-19 this fall
Humor columnist Emily Porter shows us that 2020 has not been crazy enough
Humor columnist Michael Lindemann tells incoming first years everything they need to know.
This is all just a long-winded way of saying that we probably didn’t even need one, let alone two, banks on the Corner.
I want this article to be a way to escape the reality of the new normal we face amidst the harrowing COVID-19 outbreak.
