In order to keep your ego from being demolished faster than the White House’s East Wing, I’ve compiled a list of how you can start posting about your “accomplishments” more
The Board of Visitors swiftly confirmed Jefferson’s appointment, and the Large Language Model took charge of the University effective immediately
Now, with the Cavaliers riding an unprecedented hot streak after the home win against Florida State, all eyes are on Family Weekend 2025 — here’s what to expect
But this year, as students drunkenly skip to Rugby Road, they will be without the blinding light of the Rotumpkin — and without answers.
On the days where I wake up and all seems wrong in the world, the one thing I know is that I can count on you protecting that crosswalk
The reasoning for this banning is slightly unclear, although eyewitnesses not affiliated with CDT reported a particularly rowdy showing at The Virginian’s Bingo Night
While grading outlines have been nuked from the Batten website like they were factual information at the Smithsonian, I can assure you that the curve is still very real
In the wake of so many administrative changes it may finally be time to transition from traditions of the past, and focus on the future
The Center for the Arts will serve as a state-of-the-art house for a new chapter of the fraternity Alpha Rho Tau
I pulled up my Outlook, only to see that GrubHub had been abandoned in favor of a half-baked app that didn't even include food trucks and hadn’t even come out yet — WahooEats
In order to keep yourself and your loved ones safe, it’s essential to stay informed about the tendencies of performative males around the University
In lieu of this all-too-soon election, each candidate agreed to speak in a University-sponsored town hall this past Friday, located in Minor 125
This year the University has announced a new addition to its catalog of training modules where paying attention is optional — “Strategic Nodding and Eye Contact in Lectures” or SNECL
As they, too, were former children, The Cavalier Daily’s esteemed Humor desk decided to answer some common questions these youngins’ parents left on the UVA 2029 Facebook group
Since its inception in March, Tri Zeta has amassed over a hundred mouth breathing members
Carrying binoculars, notepads, video cameras, and high voltage flashlights, the students surprised good-hearted streakers
Consider this your unofficial guide to navigating the academic fever dream that is office hours.
To tap into the first year impulse to be way too ahead on everything, here’s some abbreviations to use as you navigate life on Grounds
The Board of Visitors unanimously passed a resolution Monday afternoon that added “swearing” to the list of actions prohibited by the University’s Honor Code, alongside the existing lying, cheating and stealing
Amid recent administrative changes, the University has appointed its Corner Squirrel population as interim Grounds security
