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HUMOR: 19 signs you're a 90s kid
By Peter Simonsen | October 30, 201319 things only true 90s kids will understand…
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19 things only true 90s kids will understand…
As usual, I’m getting away from my original point, which is that we’re all under a lot of stress all the time at this school. Something is always causing us worry, be it classes, extracurricular activities or disturbingly sexual dreams about your roommate (Philippe, call me). So how do we handle this stress? With alcohol. See you all next time.
For Peanut, death was probably a sweet relief, a final liberation from her glass prison.
TEACHER: Is Denise an only child? DAD: No. MOM: But she’s a lonely child.
When the object of your affection responds less and less over the semester, this is a challenge to up the ante. Sign off with quotes from movies where a white boy’s life is changed by a free-spirited girl. You are the free spirit.
For me the realization that I was never going to gain the love of another human person came as I was standing brushing my teeth with a beer in my hand while wearing a pink cotton nightgown with flowers on it.
