S*** happens. Oh I'm sorry, did I just say that? How profane, let me start over again. Poop happens.
After months of lollygagging, flip-flopping and theatrical swashbuckling, I believe it is time to enter into a substantive debate about the real issues at hand. These issues are vital to the future of all concerned parties and represent a crucial turning point for a society lost in desperation.
An assistant professor in the history department, James Loeffler is certainly one of those people for whom moving around and traveling have been as much a career-building exercise as a hobby or a necessity.
"I'll miss her enthusiasm and her zest for life. It's not that she didn't get angry about things or upset about things, but I don't ever recall her doing anything mean.
Seriously, if one more person says anything to the effect of "I'm bringing sexy back," I will punch them.
Are you experiencing bleeding of the gums? Are you finding yourself short of breath and looking very pale?
The sun is slowly setting, a soft breeze is blowing, the blue-green water is lapping up against the boat: a perfect Kodak moment -- except for the huge, bulky life jackets obscuring both people and scenery. While wearing a flotation device can ruin an otherwise perfect picture, failure to wear one can result in serious consequences: As many as 400 deaths a year can be attributed to boaters' failure to wear life vests, according to Coast Guard studies. University alumnus Adam Malcom, decided to take action against bulky life jackets.
By Vinu Ilakkuvan Cavalier Daily Associate Editor The shrill ring of an alarm at 7:45 a.m. Monday morning resonates through the room.
Reading Days. I don't know about you, but the very idea of Reading Days is a source of great anxiety for me.
I don't know who is responsible for assigning the dates of Fall Break, but it always seems exactly wrong.
A lost poem composed by Robert Frost was recently uncovered by a University graduate student. While it's both an exciting historical discovery and a marvelous addition to Frost's body of work, the poem itself serves as a stark reminder that we as students are being constantly bombarded by a disproportionately Western perspective in education, even at the hands of deceased Westerners like Frost. The poem also contains many troublesome and intellectually challenging stanzas, such as the opener: This is a poem by Robert Lee Frost, Up until now it's been totally lost, I thought it was time to surface again, When I heard about the ongoing Capital Campaign. The foresight which these lines demonstrate is rare among (Western) authors, as any (non-conservative) literary scholar will tell you.
Though it may be a job most traditionally associated with graduate students, a number of undergraduates at the University have taken on the added responsibilities of being a teaching assistant. One student said working as an undergraduate TA can feel a little awkward at times. "I don't feel like I'm in a very different position than [the students] are," said second-year Engineering student Christina Stamper, who is a TA for a course taken by first-year Rodman Scholars.
By Nicole Ponticorvo Cavalier Daily Associate Editor English Prof. Jessica Feldman said she can pinpoint the time her passion for modern literature developed -- after she read "Sailing to Byzantium" by William Butler Yeats and "Remembrance of Things Passed" by Marcel Proust toward the end of her high school career. "It really was just as if I had discovered my life's work," Feldman said.
I'm sure I can speak for everyone when I say the lovely fireworks celebration last Friday that kicked off the Capital Campaign inspired love and respect in all of our hearts for the beauty and tradition of our fine University.
The Studies of Women and Gender Department may conjure images of women burning bras, but Interim Director of SWAG Rina Williams seeks to put that stereotype to rest. In short, SWAG is an "interdisciplinary program that studies women and gender from multiple women perspectives in an international context," Williams said. The international component of the University's SWAG department sets it apart from other women's studies programs nationally. "We have a strong contingent feminine theory for the United States, but we also study the Middle East, Africa and South Asia," Williams said.
Fifteen minutes and 1,120 feetseparate the Uni-versity from a place where life moves slower -- Carter Mountain Orchard. Carter Mountain Orchard, known for its pick-your-own apples and famous for its apple cider donuts, has been owned and operated for 40 years by the Chiles family, according to manager Cynthia Chiles. The orchard is home to between 15 and 20 different varieties of apples, which are differentiated by their flavor, color and the time they ripen, among other factors. "All have very unique flavors," Chiles said.
It's 4:45 p.m. right now, and I'm starving. I don't like to use the term "starving" in general because I feel like it demeans Angelina Jolie's work.
For some reason I've been getting a buttload of letters from various University celebrities the past few weeks.
Administrators are charged with overseeing and improving various facets of the University. Many of these people work behind the scenes in roles that are not clearly defined to outsiders.
I'm going to preface this column with a statement: I love Harry Potter. I didn't want to, it just kind of happened.
