A summary of my relationship with Jim Ryan
By John Patterson | February 17, 2019I showed up at the inauguration to support my friend Jim. I was there, he was there, we were both wearing sneakers. The kids call that “hanging out.”
I showed up at the inauguration to support my friend Jim. I was there, he was there, we were both wearing sneakers. The kids call that “hanging out.”
We all aspire to create a life for ourselves that makes others jealous or a life that we can rub in the face of our haters and competitors.
Despite the integral role they play at orientation, there has been a lack of diversity among OLs.
From “A Star is Born” to “Green Book,” UPC has made it a priority to show a variety of movies to students free of cost to create nights of relaxation for students of all backgrounds.
While your texting your friends about your poultry-related dreams, you may as well see what they’re up to later.
The thing about the fridge is it’s all right there.
There are hundreds of options for easy protein bars, but among the options, there are some clear winners and losers.
This is a healthier, college version of this soup, made from easy-to-shop-for ingredients — and an incredibly fool-proof, time-saving method.
Severus and Lily, Gunther and Rachel, Sharpay and Troy — what do all of these iconic fictional duos have in common? Unrequited love.
I’ve written off schools, people, majors, clubs and organizations all because I’ve had a bit of information that I decided was enough to keep me away.
While you have this sociobiological need to be alone — i.e., to rest and recharge — you also have this desperate desire to not be alone.
I’m tired of being encouraged to be the best person.
Only those with exceptional decision-making skills would try one.
Be angry on Twitter, but be kind to yourself.
Stir-fry has always been one of my favorite meals.
One of these days we will unearth the University’s deepest secret, and I will look back on this article as evidence that I knew all along.
Rather than partaking in the commercialization of Valentine’s Day, Galentine’s Day is an opportunity for “ladies celebrating ladies,” as the “Parks and Recreation” character Leslie Knope puts it.
Based on personal experience and some vaguely scientific study, I have concluded that different meals respond differently to the microwave.
To be specific, I peaked during our homecoming football game. But it wasn’t even a big deal — I don’t even reminisce about Oct. 4, 2014 approximately 2:45 p.m. too often.
Though the students who host her may be strangers to one another and never cross paths, she connects us all in a way by giving us a each a special story in common — “The Night Mango Chose Me.”