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HUMOR: 19 signs you're a 90s kid
By Peter Simonsen | October 30, 201319 things only true 90s kids will understand…
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19 things only true 90s kids will understand…
Brown’s life differed from the lives that many students lead. He had a daughter, and had to contend with all the responsibility that comes with being a parent and holding down a job. But in other ways he was a peer as much as Schulman, Goldsmith or Gilliam was. He was a happy 22-year-old who drew smiley faces on Sbarro pizza boxes. He was like us. Our willingness to see Brown as someone alien, someone detached from our concerns, points to a failure of imagination.
Competent adults are free to make autonomous medical decisions regardless of how they justify those choices. But when children are concerned, the distinction between paternalism and autonomy becomes less clear.
So what is The Can Kicks Back? It’s an astroturf (fake grassroots) organization with close ties to an outfit called Fix The Debt. And what’s Fix The Debt? Glad you asked. It’s the pet project of a Wall Street billionaire named Pete Peterson, who’s spent recent decades pushing for cuts to Social Security and Medicare. Another Peterson-funded group is called “Up To Us.” It has similar goals — and a branch at U.Va.
The idea of academic freedom is a concept that naturally developed in the West; therefore, we need to be careful in applying it to other countries.
The best colleges strive to prepare students to function in a pluralistic society, in which they will work and interact with people who are different from them. So censuring racist costumes is consistent with a college’s aim of preparing students for an increasingly globalized and multicultural world.
The Center for Disease Control and Prevention cites several of the biggest mental health and safety challenges facing college students on a daily basis. These include “social and sexual pressures, the temptation of readily available alcohol [and] drugs,” as well as stress from managing classes, friends, athletics and leadership positions. “Work hard, play hard” as a college lifestyle not only fails to effectively combat these issues but also usually worsens them.
For the first time in the paper’s history, the Richmond Times-Dispatch has opted not to endorse a candidate in Virginia’s gubernatorial election. Not only is this a cop-out on the part of the paper’s editorial board, but the paper’s refusal to take a position on whom to vote for is irresponsible to its readers.
If you’re registered to vote here in Virginia, you may want to check again. The statewide process of removing incorrectly registered voters from Virginia’s voting rolls has been anything but smooth; errors have abounded, removing many correctly registered voters from the rolls.
It’s hard to say what consultants do, exactly. (A Google search for “What do consultants do?” yields 217 million hits.) But friends who know Pete say that his consulting knowledge is limited, at least for someone with a graduate business degree. Although Pete’s views on ball sports, meat texture and cuddling are finely nuanced, he lacks expertise in a host of other areas. This is because Pete is a dog.
Growing up, I was never very religious, even after going to a Catholic all-girls school. Once I took the initiative to join Chi Alpha, though, my faith grew immensely in a short time and I found myself feeling accepted by them, despite my faith background.
Besides the fact that the skills necessary to succeed in AP classes differ from those necessary to succeed in introductory college classes, I found that the curriculums were not analogous. I covered a vast amount of material in AP Chemistry, but it simply was not the same as the information covered in general chemistry at the University. I have found time and time again that the understanding of historical events that I gathered from AP World History and AP Government is shallow or insufficient as well. My high school experience was not worthless — I obviously learned a lot and grew significantly as a person and a student. That said, I don’t think I learned the same information that introductory courses at the University have taught me. Thus, to grant me (or anyone else) credits would be misleading and undeserved.
Last week second-year College student and Virginia Young Democrats Political Director Jarrod Nagurka authored an article published by The Cavalier Daily rebuking Charlottesville’s sitting Congressman Robert Hurt for voting against the compromise measure which ended a 16-day government shutdown and blaming the shutdown entirely on Republicans. Jarrod’s opinion reflects the common narrative portrayed by the media and every card-carrying member of the Democratic party, but it is not at all an accurate depiction of recent events.
Sometimes breaking news or news that is time-sensitive will require going to press with what is on hand in the moment. Then the charge is to build on that information and update the readers. When time allows, however, building the information should happen first.
As a long-time student of the death of JFK and a former visiting member of the University faculty in the department of philosophy, I was fairly astonished to watch Larry Sabato, Ph.D., a prominent member of your faculty, maintain to a national television audience that, even though the Warren Commission’s investigation was bungled, it correctly identified Lee Oswald as the “lone, demented gunman.”
While students are concerned about their own debt and unemployment, but many don’t realize they should be even more concerned with the long-term national debt. The long-term national debt is the most important issue facing young people today because when combined with the economic challenges we already face, we are destined for a future more dire than our current situation.
The incident seems farcical: the slapstick of the agents spinning off the car’s windshield as Daly sped away; the ludicrousness of the ABC thinking it needed six armed agents to handle some sorority girls buying LaCroix and cookie dough.
Statistics — the discipline of risk, variation and drawing conclusions from data — permeates our lives to a much greater extent than calculus. Making data-driven decisions and interpreting uncertainty are essential skills for every American. While calculus and statistics are not mutually exclusive, statistics deserves much more attention than it receives.
Many writers have already stated that buying Arian Foster stock may be risky or flat-out dumb because of the numerous risks involved. I am going to have to agree with them. Even though people invest in stupid things sometimes, it’s better, for now, to stay away from Arian Foster stock, simply because it is a bad investment.
Computer science and English would seem to have little in common, but a logically constructed Java program actually can be constructed in a similar way to a persuasive or critical essay. Linguistics has enhanced my ability to trace the evolution of the English language. Understanding brain structure and chemistry has helped me improve my studying. Knowing psychological concepts has aided my analysis of characters’ thoughts and motivations in literature.
