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Beau Griffith


Human papilomania!

HPV is one of those diseases that tends to strike not only fear but also curiosity in the hearts of people when they hear it uttered.

Beau knows fitness

This week I want to digress from my usual topics of random sex and how to have it without getting knocked up and talk about another topic I find personally fascinating: fitness.

Beau knows condoms

Nothing cheered me up more this week than finding out that I might be going on an all-expense paid trip to New York for a weekend, especially when I found out it would be to attend a conference held by noted condom manufacturer Trojan, simply for writing this column.

Beau knows frat guys

Do frat guys have any reason to live besides trying to sleep with first-years? Most people would tell you they don't, that the one reason they get up in the morning and what compels them to pop their collars and wear Rainbow sandals in 30-degree weather is the chance to have anonymous sex.

Off the hook

The school year is three weeks in and still my friends and I find ourselves struggling. Between arranging and rearranging schedules, still failing to show up to classes on time and negotiating dozens of poorly-worded online assignments, I end the week thankful for some relaxation time.

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