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Love Connection Revisited

 I — a seasoned investigator and journalist ever since my attempt at solving the CavMan mystery — have snuck into The Cavalier Daily archives to discover the unpublished stories of the Love Connection page.


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How to Pretend You are Not a Loner Incapable of Making Friends

Sometimes, whether we have a social life or not, it can be hard to exist without feeling self-conscious about not having friends when doing things like eating or walking to class. But in times like these, it isn’t about whether you actually have friends or not —  it’s about whether other people think you have friends.


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The Missing Sock Conspiracy

It's time to unravel the enigma of the missing sock phenomenon, one that has left laundry-doers across the globe scratching their heads and feet in equal frustration.


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Archaic and Mammoth Sized

Few things are of practical use when they are archaic and mammoth sized — certainly, textbooks, the Taco Bell in your minifridge and your personal grudges have absolutely no business being either. But archaic and mammoth sized vocabulary, on the other hand, is an art. 


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Go nuts for U.Va.!

In a surprising move, the University has announced that it will be replacing its beloved Cavalier mascot with squirrels.


Parents were left scandalized when a horde of Commerce students descended upon the Lawn at around 6:15 p.m.
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Recap of Halloweekend 2023

As most of you already know, starting October 26th, most of U.Va. was engaged in Halloweekend festivities. And, if you didn’t know that, reach out to me. I’m genuinely curious as to what went through some people’s heads when they saw the hordes of “sexy clown” costumes pass by them on the Corner more than three days before Halloween.

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Latest Podcast

Carolyn Dillard, the Community Partnership Manager for the University’s Center of Community Partnerships, discusses the legacy of Dr. King through his 1963 speech at Old Cabell Hall and the Center's annual MLK Day celebrations and community events. Highlighting the most memorable moments of the keynote event by Dr. Imani Perry, Dillard explored the importance of Dr. King’s lasting message of resilience and his belief that individuals should hold themselves responsible for their actions and reactions.